...Samantha Carol a.k.a. GermanSam!
I'm an aspiring writer just here to share my opinions, confessions, and likes of the world... with the world! I invite all of you along for the journey!
Be warned: I reblog and post what I want so prepare for the random.
Requested by kingpeej.
okay excuse me a minute whilst i curl up in a ball and cry uncontrollably.
(via r-a-v-e-time)
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
it was happy then it got sad and then it got happy again
(via goddesssantori)
I’m in love with Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto’s bromance
(via celebratingdisneyandfilm)
things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
(via disneybakerdcp)
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
(via disneybakerdcp)
That awkward moment when you’re ready to watch some awkwardness on MTV’s Awkward and then realize it’s only Monday night.
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
like
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
BUT
Glee
oh yeah fuck glee
I quit Glee after season 3. I was like nope I’m done, peace. Oh look Doctor Who!
(via awwyisstobin)
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
(via iwanttogotopigfaaaahhrts)
when you’re watching your favorite show and they mention the place where you live or somewhere near it and you’re just like
(Source: unseenmadeseen)
gay waterbending
I will never not reblog this
The fiercest bender of them all
forever reblogging
(via fake-mermaid)
WHAT IF MY COLORS ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOUR COLORS
They are, because people having varying numbers of Rods and cones in their eyes, it causes people to see colours differently.
Also there is a theory that everyone sees, for example, the colour red differently eg Red=yellow, but because we’ve been taught that, that specific colour is red, no one knows if everyone is seeing the same colour as another person.
(via elphabaoftheopera)
If you wanna be my lover
You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
(Source: venomoth-balls, via howtedmethiswife)
YEP.
THE ACCURACY OF THIS HURTS A LITTLE.
THE ACCURACY OF THIS HURTS A LOT.
(Source: , via writersrelief)
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
(Source: brennablueskies, via goddesssantori)